Fatherly advise

Irony

Ever go to Menard's or Home Depot and check out how people park? They are all over the parking lot without much regard to proximity to the store. Now go to the healthclub. Everybody parks as close as possible to the club. People wait minutes to get a better spot. What the heck?!! Drive around the parking lot to get a closer spot so, God forbid, you will have to walk any distance to go "workout."

Best sports comment of the year

Steve Nash on Carmelo "biggest punk loser on a block full of punk losers" Anthony describing the gutless sucker punch and immediate pussy backpedal that earned bploabfopl a 14 game suspension.

“Typical NBA punch,” Nash told the Toronto Globe and Mail. “In hockey, your own team would beat you up for that.”